Tasty News Tidbits: Vol. 2

July 25, 2009, Posted by Christopher at 1:48 am

From around the World … kinda

NOW We Are Having Fun !

I really love Germans. I really do ! They know exactly how to have fun …

German police had to rescue a 20-year-old man from a train station suitcase locker after he shut himself in for fun and began to suffocate.

I don’t really … I can’t … O.K., why ? Disneyland sounds fun. Winning the lottery sounds fun. Going four wheeling on really muddy hills sounds fun. Going swimming sounds fun. Suffocating to death in a locker … sure … sounds fun to me! ‘Course I’m half German so …..

(warning to those easily swayed … DO NOT lock yourself in a locker. It really can be deadly)
( official news report )

2 Weeks and Sill Going !

When an Ohio man vacated his foreclosed home near Akron, he left behind nearly 100 cats and a stench.

Apparently they have been rounding-up cats in this house for over 2 weeks and they still are not done. I feel real bad for the poor people having to clean up that house … especially the person shoveling up all of the cat waste that is on the floors. I guess the “ex”-homeowner wasn’t feeling jolly enough to leave behind the traditional foreclosure present … a bowl of lollipops.

Thank goodness he didn’t live in a German suitcase locker ! Could you even get 100 cats into one of those ?
( official news report )

That Was A little Chewy !

I am not a real big soup fan. I think I may have liked it better when I was younger, but the pleasure has since wore off. I do, though, enjoy a well prepared or unique soup. Nothing real wild … just unique …

A man has sued a local Claim Jumper restaurant claiming he ordered French onion soup and bit into a condom instead of melted cheese.

Yeah, um, that is a little too unique for me. Oh, and DISGUSTING ! I have re-analyzed my stance on soup and I think I will just stick with good ole Chicken Soup.
( official news report )

India ?

PATNA, India (Reuters) – Farmers in an eastern Indian state have asked their unmarried daughters to plow parched fields naked in a bid to embarrass the weather gods

I really have very little to add to this story. I am just wondering that if, maybe, any of these people offer lawn care service … I do hate cutting grass.
( official news report )

Seriously, India ?

A state parliament in eastern India was suspended Thursday after a suspected cobra slithered into the legislative building and hid under the lawmakers’ seats.

Ummm … ok … forget the lawn care request. I am NOT moving to India.

But for the safety of the ladies working in the field … can they at least wear tall boots ? Snake bites are nasty !
( official news report )

In unrelated news …

Blogger Sells Movie Rights

Fox Searchlight Pictures announced today that they have procured the movie rights to “Dead Dust”, a script written by blogger Chris. The not-so-famous blogger of the “Fourced” web site describes the movie as an epic serial killing for the 21st century.

The storyline follows the true life story of serial killer Blanken Bishop as he forces young women to eat what he calls ‘condom soup’ after they have plowed fields in the nude. “The chills build when you hear these poor women chant ancient hymns off in the distance.” Chris recited, “But the cobras that Blanken has placed under their beds will turn your chills into down right fear”.

“To be honest,” Chris continues, “I had a difficult time writing about Blanken’s celebratory act of stuffing 100’s of cats into railway lockers after a killing. To me it didn’t make since at the time but I wanted to make sure this movie was 100% accurate. Later I realized Blanken’s disturbing, yet some say unique, connection between naked women, snakes, and cats. And that sent a chill down MY spine.”

Comments and thoughts ALWAYS welcome !

Chris

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